Oh I’m sorry! Did I kill your friend? Oops! My bad!

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If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

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"Say It Ain’t So"by Weezer

"I can’t confront you, I never could do, that which might hurt you, so try and be cool, when I say, this way is a water slide away from me, that takes you further every day, hey, so be cool…"

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